How my toddler feels about food.

45 seconds of Austen's thought process regarding food. Also, you should know that Austen calls our dog (Izzy) by the name of my in-law's dog, Molly.:

O-M-G. I am hungry!
Can I have that? What's that? I want that. NOW.
Ya know, now that I have sucked on it...I don't love it.
I bet if I spit it out, Izzy will love it.
MOLLY!!
Peas? I love peas!
oooooh. Dis pea is hot!
Whooooooo. Whoooooooo. Two blows should cool it.
STILL TOO HOT!!!!!!
I had no choice but to spit those flaming balls of green out.
MOLLY!
I would love a cheese stick.
Goldfish!!
Is that meat? Don't you know I hate meat?!
What are these green things?
I HATE PEAS!!
Wheres my milk? All I want is milk.
STUPID MILK.
I am not even hungry.
I want down.
I want up.
Fine, I will climb back up myself.
I bet the food would taste better if I was sitting in that chair.
No, this chair.
I DONT WANT TO SIT IN THE CHAIR.
Daddy, can I have a bite?
Everything is better when Daddy eats it.
I SAID I AM NOT HUNGRY.
I will only eat raisins. Forever and Amen.

Austen rocking the mullet at mealtime.